I want to see that new movie, "Adam"

so Kalyah and I discussed it...


Oh, and also:



And:


Don't forget:

and you guys, I'm in no way mocking fluffy dogs in backpacks, crafts for dummies, Andy Botwin, or the Aspergian community.

Kat Von D is the girl of my dreams

I had a dream that me and Patrick went to go see Kat Von D, and then we started hanging out. When I went to take a picture with her I just assumed I'd use Patrick's camera he had with him, but then Kat was like no let's use this camera, and pulled out this teeny weeny little DSLR. It was weird. Why was Patrick even invited?

I had done my eye makeup really whorish (with my Kat Von D Beethoven palette, presumably) and she noticed. We were all hanging out in one of those hippie rooms where there's no furniture just an excessive amount of rugs and pillows.

Confusing.

Starting the year off right

I'm obsessed with these things:

anteaters


making fun of Kalyah


Edith Piaf

I love molds.

The Spanx Diet

So my mom bought me some of them Spanx all the cool/fat kids are wearing.  I found it kind of insulting until she said she didn't mean it in a mean way, and told me about hearing about them on NPR.

And I have to say, they made a great addition to the Thanksgiving festivities. I have this really sweet Ralph Lauren Blue Label dress that I got at the outlet for like 10 dollars, and I'd always been hesitant to wear it because although I rock under-eye bags with relative ease, saddle bags are a different case. I probably just invented them in my mind, but every time I'd put that dress (a tightly-fitting one made to look like a long Rugby shirt) on I felt fat as shit, and imagined my hips to look extra-wide. 

So I thought I'd give the Spanx a try and they really delivered.

They make you look less fat and make your ass look nice.

And it's basically like a removable lap band around your stomach, so as long as you don't mind having to piss all the time, it's a great diet trick.

I would wear them all the time, but having some tight black shorts on underneath all your clothes would be quite obtrusive, and if I accidentally saw someone else sporting the look I'd think they had a medical condition or Bridget Jones-syndrome.

Oh shit I hope I don't have Bridget Jones-syndrome. What a whiny bitch. How can you smoke that much and be so fat?

So, Twilight....

...has totally grasped me into it's horribly written hold.

I'm glad GA isn't redneck enough to have a Prop 8

You don't need to be taught that you're gay. You know right off the bat. 

But religions think you need to be taught that being gay is wrong? You have to learn that.

Something is not natural there....

I don't know how I feel about protests being arranged at Mormon temples, especially the one in New York. New York Mormons didn't have much to do with Prop 8 passing, and that is where they practice their (bigoted) religion. In this country we have freedom of religion, which is a good thing, and SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, also a good thing.