In Indiana they have a newscaster American accent but they still trashy as hale and my IHOP waitress ("Mystie", 18, tribal armband tattoo, kanji neck tattoo, braces, blue eyemakeup) just judged the shit out of me for saying "Do y'all have chocolate milk?" Get me outta here! I can practically smell the stench of people who support Michelle Bachmann. There was a like, six-year-old girl at the restaurant making jokes about Mexican people!
A place in Kentucky I would recommend going to would be Dinosaur World, a pseudo-educational....statue park...where you can dig for fossils and walk around giant tacky dinosaur statues. You can barely see the strings on the flying pterodactyls! I'd always wanted to go and finally M Y D R E A M S H A V E C O M E T R U E !
There's a fly in this hotel room. I mean, motel room. Stay klassy. Can't wait to see my famalay in Michigan. Can't wait to get back to the U[c]K.