Sparkling wine was sent to me by the devil. How is it that good? Jill already warned me of the killer hangover. But seriously. I could drink the stuff like grape soda. It's fucking delicious. It was made for young girls like me.
I can see two cockroaches on the porch together. One on the column, one on the floor. I wonder what they are discussing.
Tomorrow I'm going to see The Dark Knight at midnight.
I can't tell you how relieved I am that K-Dub isn't leaving the Playboy Mansion.
P.S. Look how FUCKINGAWESOMEASSHIT that poster is.
P.P.S. I like listening to Santogold in this condish.